Ready to feel your age? It’s been nearly three decades since Steven Spielberg’s JURASSIC PARK shook the world of cinema. If you’re like us, every single inventive beat of the film’s 127 minutes is embedded in our brains.
So, as we wind this weird summer down, how about embedding a bit of the park into your wardrobe? We’re happy to introduce two brand-new JURASSIC PARK t-shirt designs by Leslie Herman and a returning favorite by Bruce Yan.
Jurassic Tennis T-Shirt
Inspired by an incredibly promising promo image seen in the background of John Hammond’s pitch meeting, this shirt posits a hypothetical Jurassic Park Invitational that really must be considered canon. This delightful design was created by Richmond, VA-based artist Leslie Herman, and slips in multiple visual references that hardcore fans will love.
Jurassic Park – Jurassic Tennis. Artwork by Leslie Herman. Printed by Impact Merchandising on a Next Level cream tee with satin Jurassic Park hem tag. Available in unisex sizes, XS to 4XL. Expected to ship August 2020. Ships to addresses in the United States and Canada. $25.
Woman Inherits the Earth T-Shirt
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Woman inherits the Earth.
Besides Dr. Sattler, one of our favorite ladies of the park has to be the Dilophosaurus, rendered in this design by Leslie Herman, who dispenses the spit of justice to the loathsome Dennis Nedry. Available in women’s sizes and unisex sizes.
Jurassic Park – Woman Inherits the Earth T-Shirt. Artwork by Leslie Herman. Printed by Impact Merchandising on a Next Level black tee with satin Jurassic Park hem tag. Available in unisex sizes, XS to 4XL and women's sizes, S to 2XL. Expected to ship August 2020. Ships to addresses in the United States and Canada. $25.
Mr. DNA T-Shirt
Did you consider yourself an armchair molecular paleontologist at the age of eleven? Chances are, you’ve got InGen’s Mr. DNA to thank, in one of the snappiest and most critical examples of movie exposition ever. Performed by the late voice actor Greg Burson, he walks you through everything you need to know to understand author Michael Crichton’s pseudoscience setup of JURASSIC PARK in just under two minutes.
Now you can show your thanks by wearing this lovely Mr. DNA t-shirt, designed by Bruce Yan. This design was previously sold out, but yes, life found a way – and it’s back in stock now.
Jurassic Park – Mr. DNA. Artwork by Bruce Yan. Printed by Impact Merchandising on a Next Level royal blue tee with satin Jurassic Park hem tag. Available in unisex sizes, XS to 4XL. Expected to ship August 2020. Ships to addresses in the United States and Canada. $25.
All three t-shirts are now available in the Jurassic Park Collection, along with vinyl soundtracks, enamel pins, Tiki mugs, and Unmatched: Jurassic Park – InGen vs. Raptors.
