"I caught a face full of Molson at a Toronto WWE House Show in '99. I acquired the tickets from my catholic elementary school. Supplied to the school by the janitor. They were awarded to a random classmate over the morning announcements who knew nothing about wrestling. His strict, god-fearing parents refused to let their son attend a wrestling event but had no qualms making him peddle the free tickets around the school for money.
My dad would only give me $25. The transaction was secured at lunch. I got to see Stone Cold that night with my dad...and my classmate is surely still reciting Hail Marys.
To quote the Texas Rattlesnake himself - this sums up why this poster exists better than I ever could:
'Put an S in front of Hitman...and you have my exact opinion on Bret Hart.'” - Matt Ryan Tobin